Monday, July 24, 2006

Bombs...rockets...missiles....

The recent crisis in middle east has set me thinking, why does the world bombs? Have they ever done anything but take lives.

For a minute, imagine that a "bomb" was a person..and whenever this person went, he/she (i want no gender bias here) caused destruction and nothing else. What would we have done to it?

If it were the US government, it would have made special arrangements to make sure that Mr(s). Bomb produced as many offsprings as possible, and then stored them all away in silos. After this it would scare the world with its power, and would send one to any country who even hinted at having one.

If it were the Russian government, it would force Mr(s). Bomb to reproduce uncontrollably, and then without the resource to handle so many Bombs, things would go out of its hand. So now almost the entire world, except for the US, would have a bomb.

And if it were the chinese government, it would force Mr(s). Bomb to have only one child, and then neuter it. You know, thats how it is in China.

Ha ha

And on a totally different note, it has been reported that parents are now encouraging their

children to play near dangerous wells. Apparently the riches bestowed by the government on a

child who was recently recovered from a 60 ft borewell has prompted many parents to do so, some

even shoving their own childern down a well.

And on an even lighter note..italian footballer materazzi was served with a three match ban after being hit by Zidane on his chest. This has prompted several appeals in US courts by convicts who were punished for mugging and brutal assault. These convicts are asking the courts to also sentence the people whose heads, arms, legs etc. were broken, following the example of FIFA.

Now to end with a question. If conventional fuels (petrol, diesel etc.) are a dying breed, and are slowly growing more and more expensive, what on earth is keeping Honda from mass producing its fuel cell vehicle, which according to the claim on its website has been approved for commercial use since 2002???

Any answers????

5 comments:

wise donkey said...

and if India had the mr(s) bomb,
a.politicians would say it cost thrice the amount to get and pocket the difference
also bollywood would try to make a movie out of him/her.

if its a her
of course in the movie, the Paks would be out to get her and the Indian hero would save her..and they will go home and have kids and sing songs..and her powers (err that no one owuld care)

if its a him
he would go on a mission and save thousands of lives and hero and he would be about to die in the end, but wouldnt..

yeah i know its not much different:D

but on a realistic note, i hate bombs targeting civilians, whether its by terrorists or by governments.

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