Somu pls don't mind...ur name is there many times in these...
Here we go....
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine software is not sinking into the water!!what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software
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Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a Software engineer...
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engr who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before .
somu: How do u know...?
Ramu: he asked me today if there is a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
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Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor?
Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure... why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference...
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ramu: Hey... I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea next to Arabin Sea.
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ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
somu: System time or local time...??
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ramu: Hey... I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike...check out!
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ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No, = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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seetha : I think that SW Engr is very naive...
geetha : how do u say that?
seetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
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Ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with
a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that's why?
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babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is
compatible with computer... but its audio portion
is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
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Vanish: We have shifted our home to RK Puram now...
soni : right shift or left shift??
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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell
today...it says mail "demon" not running...
somu : ur case is better! ... for me, it says "ghost
not reachable" and bounces back!
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enjoy...
adois.
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Nah ! Don't mind at all... Infact am immune to these Ramu / Somu jokes... Back at work, there are people who intentionally change names in forwards to Somu... and all to just make fun of poor ol me. hmmmm !!
hehe... jus one thing to ask... did u choose ramu n somu bcuz its rhyming? :-D
@ somu: to be able to laugh at oneself is a nice thing...cheers if u can do that!
@ j : arre nahi yaar...i just copy-pasted it!!
LOL!!! Somu is so famous!! :-))
This was hilarious!! Can I forward it to my friends??
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